Whiplash the Dog Riding Cowboy Monkey

A friend at work showed me this one. I couldn't resist. Now this is the kind of investiagtive journalism we need more of in America.

Pimp my iTunes With iConcertCal

iTunes has lovers and haters... some swear by it and some curse its existence. Whatever your position you can't deny the impact iTunes has had on the music industry and public consciousness. Now picture iTunes as a sweet ride you purchased after saving your entire summer salary working around town flipping burgers and cleaning toilets. iTunes is so popular that many people and companies are developing add-ons or plugins you can "pimp" your iTunes with. iConcertCal could be coolest and most useful one I've seen yet. It automatically lists all concerts in your area by artists in your music library and provides links to the venue web sites. Best of all like iTunes it's free. Life is sweet. Check it out.



http://www.iconcertcal.com/

Sweep the Leg!

The song is nothing to write home about... but the video is nostalgic genius (well.. maybe genius is pushing it, but it's pretty impressive and loads of fun). Directed by and starring William Zabka, the one and only original Johnny himself, the video features cameos by Dennis Haskins (the famous Mr. Belding) and the Karate Kid himself, Ralph Macchio. How were we fortunate enough to have the stars align to bring this piece of cinematic awesomeness to life? The world may never know. However, remember: "you video like, yes, safe... you video like, no, safe... you video like 'guess so', squish... just like grape. Understand?"

I am my own grandson

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian said to the American," You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."
The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.... Give me a break!!" dude...

Kung Fu Baby

This baby could f@*# you up.